They skits they wouldn't let us show you.
There were six songs composed to do as skits in spring gala, they were all rejected by the SHHS administration.
Here are the lyrics
“Good Riddance (Time of Your
Life)” by Green Day – Math Wing
JD
Stuart – guitar
So throw that drink away before
you come down here
Give up your cigarettes to
Diedre Brown with cheer
So did you study for that Penley
pop quiz?
Don’t take Calculus unless
you’re a math whiz…
They’re always unpredictable,
your grades will be a sight,
You’ll probably get in-school
for life…
So all the homework will really
make you frown
I got a 92.5! (Sorry,
that rounds down)…
Oh well I guess I’ll go to
sleep again in class,
Until Diedre comes and gets
me off my…butt!
They’re always unpredictable,
your grades will be a sight,
You’ll probably get in-school
for life…
They’re always unpredictable,
your grades will be a sight,
Sorry Floyd, for picking on
your wife…
“Yesterday” by The Beatles
– Pep Rallies
Chamber
Choir – a cappella
Yesterday…this pep rally
was so far away
All these skits tend to be
really lame
Oh pep rallies…came suddenly
Why…I…had to go…I don’t
know, they made me stay
I’m seeing cross-dressing
men…who is the one to blame…
Yesterday…the pep rally was
so hard to see…
All I really watched was Unity...
Oh pep rallies…came suddenly
Mhmmmhmmmhmmhmm...
“Beverly Hills” by Weezer
– Officer Bowling
Where he comes from isn’t
all that great,
His automobile is a piece of
crap,
His fashion sense is a little
whack,
And no one else is as screwy
as he.
This ain’t no high-class
boarding school,
Preppy kids never speak to
him,
Why should they? All
he ever does
Is pull tickets from his pocket.
Bowling has skills...
That’s what he wants to believe!
(Ticket, ticket...ticket, ticket)
In catching kids leaving the
Hill.
Bowling has skills...
Thinks he’s some big celebrity!
(Ticket, ticket...ticket, ticket)
When catching kids leaving
the Hill.
Look at all those seniors’
cars,
They are so beautiful and clean,
When they drive into the Range,
They get a look that’s really
mean.
They can’t live a life like
that,
Not when Bowling is the king.
His sew-on badge is kinda cool...
But hey man, where’s the
bling?
Chorus x 2
“Bonjour” from Beauty and
the Beast – History Wing
Michael
Feathers - piano
There goes Coach Thomas with
his call to Allah,
And Burgin’s coffee everyday...
Griff never stops the show,
And Stanton never knows
Which episode of Band of Brothers
he’s shown.
Where...are all the teachers?
They’re in Mount Olympus...go...you’ll
see...
Here’s...where they eat their
lunches,
And talk about that crazy war
in Chapter Three!
There goes Laviano, no one
really likes him,
All the girls want Coach Overbay...
Vannoy likes basketball,
Shively schools them all,
And people sleep in Cody’s
class each day.
“Banana Pancakes” by Jack
Johnson – Mr. Chupa
David
Nipper – guitar
Can’t you see he’s in his
office,
He doesn’t need to come outside...
Unless...maybe...a fight breaks
out at lunchtime,
No tartar sauce for this crime,
The call goes out for backup,
He then decides to show up,
He’s waking up so early,
He never gets to sleep in,
As Chupa flips his pancakes,
He wonders what to do with
us now...
He’ll charge us lots of senior
fines.
Well can’t you see he’s
in his office,
Editing speeches all the time.
“We Will Rock You” by Queen
– English Wing
Audience
– beats
Coach Price is a young man,
Working on his master’s,
Gonna write poetry everyday!
He’s got ink on the page!
Penguin rage!
We could tell you more about
him,
We could go on all day...
WE LOVE, WE LOVE, COACH PRICE!
WE LOVE, WE LOVE, COACH PRICE!
Bill Jolley is a cool cat,
Uses a SmartBoard,
Communicates Shakespeare to
his class!
You’ll turn your True Notebooks
Into his desk,
Then he’ll turn around,
And give ‘em all to the press!
JOLLEY HAS A SMARTBOARD!
JOLLEY HAS A SMARTBOARD!
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